[Have an irate sounding Harvey Dent.] Which of you people knows how to deal with dogs?

[Right on cue there's a barking sound. Like a dog that wants to go play frisbee. Harvey's tone sounds slightly more annoyed. One of his henchmen speaks up quietly from the background] 'I think he wants to pl-'

[And Harvey snaps.] Was I asking you? [Have some shuffling as the man high tails it out of there. The dog just barks happily.]

Can everyone feel love?

Now Alpha Q has completed his mission, I don't know what my next move is, strike out on my own or join the Autobots as they proved to be good, loyal allies during all this. It feels...., like the decision is triggered some long, long forgotten memory that I can't dredge up completely and I've done that before, maybe I'm imagining it.

Do you humans have a name for such a thing?

Alrighty, just a little heads-up that I'm going to be a bit slow until... Mid-next-Sunday? We'll see how it goes; tomorrow I have obligations until late in the afternoon, I might not be on at all on Sunday, and then next week is hell week for the show I'm in, yay!

But after we strike on Sunday, things'll be back to normal.

(Charmed - I totally didn't think I'd be so busy tomorrow when we were planning for the Jacket virus. I'd still like to do it, but if you anted to make other plans, I'd totally understand! I know this isn't a virus that needs them to interact at all, but I just wanted to give you the option. Feels like the right thing to do, I dunno.)

ETA: Ahhh... If one doesn't have AIM, what's the best way to get in touch with one of the mods? I feel like I should know this... -headdesk-

Poll #1481803 Viruses
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6

Which one should be Rika's second grab-bag virus?

As I really, really cannot decide between these three.

[A faint click; then a young woman's voice. Her tone is self assured and a little smug.] Sis, there's something you gotta see.

[A woman's voice, farther away, sounding pleasantly distracted.] Yes? What is it, Nabiki-chan?

When was the last time you checked this place? [Clicking of a mouse.]

Yesterday afternoon, I do believe.

[The smirk in her voice is obvious.] Are you sure about that?

Yes, of course. Has something happened? [Sounding concerned.]

You could say that. [The rustling of clothing as the other woman moves closer. Her voice is much clearer now.] Oh dear.

Hope we didn't miss out on anything good... [An absent tone of voice that trails off.] That light... What is it doing?

[Pause.] I do believe it is recording.

You mean they can--

[An abrupt click.]

((Kasumi is pink, Nabiki is purple. Three weeks have passed on the community, only an afternoon for them. So what's been going on, guys? :D?))

In lieu of this recent incident, I feel the need to set a few things straight. Let the record show that:

► I, Blair Waldorf, am not a psycho. Nor am I in any way insane, contrary to someone's insistence.
► Chuck Bass clearly doesn't handle rejection well.
► Rejection. You read that right. I rejected him and not the other way around.
► Chuck Bass is not Ross. I am nothing like Rachel. That comparison can die right now.

I do sympathize with those of you whose lives are similarly plagued with the presence of Chuck Bass. I'm sure you all find this as infantile and annoying as I do. Believe me when I say that I have no desire to drag this out any further than is absolutely necessary. Here's to hoping that we can all move past this posthaste.

Thank you for your time.

Dear oh dear. Look how long it's been. Hello, those I know and those I don't! Guess who's back from a bit of crappy Real Life?

:D?

So what did I miss?

Oh, so yes, this means Tendou Kasumi, Tendou Nabiki, Ys Cordelan, and Eagle Vision are back. Though I will be slow, as school is still unfortunately in session and it is not yet finals.

So, some of you may, or may not know - I dunno.

I've got a dog, Charlie, and he's been in a kennel since I moved in with Lou. And I dunno if you guys know anything about kennels, but they're kind of expensive and I feel kinda bad just leaving him here, but Lou's place isn't exactly built for - well, a dog as big as him. Actually, I think I'd lose him in this mess, or that thing would eat him.

So, anybody want a dog? Just until, ya know, I get my own place and all that. I'm willing to pay for you to take car of him, food and all that. He's pretty well behaved for a dog his size.

((Oc: as always, strikes are hackable, and that "thing" is just a big rat in Tom and Lou's apartment that scares Tommy at night :3))

An inquiry, if you would all give me the pleasure of your indulgence. This is extremely awkward, but I must push through if I want to be able to function properly around said individual -

It would appear that ... I might possibly harbor some non-platonic affection for a certain individual on this community. Sadly, said individual is not the most polite nor is she are they the most warm of persons. Could there be a -

Is there a way that I would be able to eliminate such emotion without compromising the secret that I care for them in a way that no human being should care for them because - beyond the status of cordial acquaintances?

[ooc; Strikes are visible :>]

You have no idea how hard it is to live in my equivalent of a supermarket (and don't ask me to explain that, because I won't bother). But since I'm a guest, I'm trying to be on my best behavior.

So I tried out a little experiment. Why not trade one addictive habit for another? Every time I thought about killing someone in the last few days, I'd smoke a cigarette. Today I realized I was up to three packs a day, and that it was probably time to quit.

Maybe I should try talking to her.

[oh hi, everyone, it's 9 again. this time, daylight can be seen behind him; he's outside somewhere, the remains of an old-fashioned car (a very, very 1930's one for those of you who would know) behind him. he smiles a little at the camera as per usual in his more recent posts.]

Hi, ducks. I've seen a lot of people talking about what time they're from lately, and I guess I never really found out-- how do you know what century it is? There isn't... really much left here that might say it, and I'm curious.





((In celebration of the fact that I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT DECADE 9 TAKES PLACE IN, YESSS.))

I apologize most sincerely for my lack of response to those gracious enough to offer aide in my last entry. Or is post the more appropriate term? In any case, events rather precipitously arranged themselves to conspire against my free time, and only of late have things quieted down. I shan't bore you with the political particulars, but if any of you would be so kind as to indulge me a second time, I vow I shall give you due consideration.

In short: What is your most and least favorite aspect of the year you reside in? That which, should you be transported elsewhere, you would not leave behind and that which you would make sure you did.

[You can see the top of Fuu's head (her hair's only the slightest bit messy) and her shoulders, her head laying on her arms as she rests on the keyboard of her laptop.  Papers are scattered and school books are piled next to her left elbow.

She's sleeping.  Quite deeply.

For fifteen minutes and six seconds.]

Hello again, DramaDramaDuck! I hope you haven't forgotten me since I was last here. After all, it has been almost an entire year since we last spoke together.

Once again, I'd like to invite you all to the Flowercrest Department Store's rooftop planetarium! For those of you who do not me, my name is Reverie Planetarian, and I will be your guide. This month's program is the tale of the constellations in the autumn sky. We'll be taking a look at magnificent sights such as Pegasus, the seventh largest constellation, which is currently sparkling across the night sky. Also to look forward to is a demonstration of the Leonids Meteor Shower!

What do you think of the planetarium? That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when. All the stars in all the sky--

[She stops, suddenly. And then, in a flatter, distracted tone of voice:]

Detecting the steps of an incoming male. Count: one person. No match with planetarium staff. Recognizing as the first customer in 29 years and 81 days. He is our 2,497,288th customer. But I feel that if I made him our 2,500,000th customer, he'd be very happy. I will greet him as such.

Impmon
Day 1: Worse fear virus
Days 2 to 7: Physical regression

Prowl
Days 1 to 3: Tied up virus (w/ Kuronue)
Days 4 to 5: Animal virus (wolf)
Days 6 to 7: Animal virus (cat)

Rika
Days 1 to 3: Touchy feely virus (w/ Conan)
Days 4 to 7: ???

Sawyer
Days 1 to 3: Sleeping with the enemy (w/ Ben)
Days 4 to 7: Genderswap

Starscream
Days 1 to 3: Animal virus
Days 4 to 7: Physical regression

~*~

Possibilties for Rika
Animal virus
Genderswap virus
Attack of the inanimate objects